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Middle Aged serial entrepreneur failure…
No fluff and spit-shine or polish, a real straight shooter…
Masterful complainer…
Holder of too many jobs in life from mall cop to cashier…to business owner and entrepreneur…
Decently educated, a few BS degrees (from accredited schools and the school of hard knocks)
A minimalist hoarder…
Business owner, consultant, charming and fun to be around type… When his hair and beard grow too long thanks to Covid-19 he starts looking and acting like “The Dude”. He has yet to get a haircut after the shops have opened up (and it shows).
My attempt at humor and satire in these troublesome times is me trying to lighten the mood. Perhaps you will find my approach entertaining and refreshing since Politics is a slog especially if you’re not in the establishment. You know…the elite, the wealthy, the rich and powerful…Team Blue and Team Red who have realized their campaign wishes and caviar dreams. Why make it a slog? Lets make it fun. Let the funniest, hardest working, and smartest candidate win and not the candidate who’s supported by big PAC money or that is politically well connected.
If you would like to learn about my policy and, like, my opinions…man, like…hit the homepage and watch the videos (I’m imitating “The Dude” here for those of you who have not seen The Big Lebowski). For all the stable geniuses out there, my campaign decided to make videos so you don’t have to work terribly hard at reading, interpreting and comprehending big words in the written form. That is not in any way a knock on you personally, it is a knock on low literacy and education rates here in our state (we rank 37th nationally), and was one of the many topics from the 2018 gubernatorial race. Additionally, video is fun, entertaining and it is like getting to know me personally…it is where people are these days isn’t it? You can delightfully sit there (clothing optional) and take in all the great centrist pragmatic Libertarian propaganda talking points given to me by no one in the comfort of your home either on your mobile device while on the can or with friends over a tablet on the couch.
We hope the campaign and our approach can make bigly impacts in the 63rd and perhaps brighten your miserable lives during this political season! May our message catch fire and loot votes from the two major parties leaving the polls in ashes for the win!
– Wolf 2020